As we have learned over the first few months, if we don't have a little humor and fun with the idea of having 5 kids in our house, we will go insane. So with that in mind, I give you the top 10 reasons we are having a 5th child....
10. Tax purposes....show us the money!
9. Exposure therapy for Ben. His fear of loud noises, clowns, and stepping on toys in the middle of the night will get even more years of exposure. This should finally cure him. Or drive him more insane!
8. Just to scare the workers at the All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffet.
7. Speaking of food, a 5th kid means a 5th kid not eating all of their food and Daddy gets to clean everyone's plate. And everyone's birthday cake that they are too full to eat.
6. Okay, forget about food....this means 5 Happy Meal toys each visit!! Can't have enough tiny Disney toys that are made of hard plastic lying around the house!
5. Both being the youngest in our families, we wanted to finally win at something. Although our older siblings just laugh at us now.
4 Makes Halloween easier now: 7 Dwarfs. Ben gets dibbs on Happy, Reagan gets dibbs on Doc. Kids will fight for the rest. Last one to choose gets Dopey. Or maybe Grumpy.
3. Speaking of Halloween, can you imagine the candy haul the next few years? Sweet! (notice the pun?)
2. Because we don't like to go out of the house. Ever. Especially not just the two of us. Say, on a date. And even if we did, we won't get to anymore anyway.
1. No form of birth control is 100% effective. Apparently that stat is true.
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